skycream:

Will’s pick up lines.

1. Girl you look so good i wish i could plant and grow a whole field of yo.
2. You look like a piece of good god wrapped up in some have mercy with a side of UHHH.
3. I think ive seen your picture somewhere before.. oh yeah thats right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAAAYYM.
4. I hope you like it dark, hot, and uh, wit a spoon in it!
5. I’d like to apologize for the behavior of my gender, No No he had no reason to act like that! *Cries* Can I call you sometime.?
6. Girl I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all day!

If Will Smith said these to me, the answer would be yes.

(via amonthedancefloor)